March 2012
jonbloom:
the cutest bear attack ever
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Ellen Degeneres for President.
chasingpsychos:
“I get a tremendous amount of hateful messages! But i don’t talk about them because, why give it energy?” - Lady Gaga
take note, Rihanna
during the whole stream i was basically like
glitterqueeen:
It is not ok to be intolerant of your children, it is not ok to be violent...
– Lady Gaga (via betheocean)
February 2012
I notice everything.
And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.
Things that hurt...
Being unsure of how someone feels about you.
Feeling like they are mad at you.
Being misunderstood by people you care about.
Being judged by people you care about.
Feeling like you lost something that was never yours.
Feeling like you’re doing too much.
Thinking you aren’t doing enough.
Not knowing if you should say something.
Worried about what they’ll think if you do say it.
Feeling...
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
The first time I go into someones house: